December 2011
my sister got me a 30$ giftcard to Sephora for Christmas but that means I have to pick like one thing and it is impossible
normal people flirting: hey, you're cute!
me: so, what type of music do you like?
“You know it’s love when all you want to do is spend time with the other person,...”
– A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks
(via likespancakes)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
I hate girls that constantly need to be in a relationship to be happy.
Nigga I was single for over a year and not once did I complain that I was a lonely bitch.
i wish my best friend still lived next door.
then my life would literally be perfect.
i’m stoked for christmas even though i’m only getting like 3 things
4 tags
I’m happy for Nate Ruess because his new song is really popular but it pisses me off that all these people are like lol We Are Young is my obsession tehehe and they don’t even know who Nate Ruess is nor have they ever heard of The Format
Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
someone give me a job
i need fucking money bro
i’m in the mood to make a shit load of christmas cookies
No day is awful that starts with a waffle.
“Fall in love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.”
– (via diagnonsense)
my hair grew half an inch since i stopped straightening it a month ago
i am pleased
at this rate it will only take 14 more months for my hair to be fucking long as shit
:)
